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Torn yoga pants. :)
If your boy toy doesn’t already do it, tell him to slam your clit with his pubic bone like a barbarian.
Do you think tramp stamps are out of style in 2013?
Skinny dipping is a basic human right.
When was the last time you used your rights?
Put your hands on the wall and stand on your toes like you’re trying looking at something innocently.
"Oh, what’s over there?" :-)
Arching your back randomly during the day is a weapon of mass erection. (yes I love cheesy jokes)
Another example of mixing it up.